Sunday, February 10, 2019

So NOT funday

“Blood doesn’t bother me.”

I’m sorry what? 

How does blood not bother you? Would you stick your dick in a gunshot wound? 

Hi. Come dick my gunshot wound. 

What? No! What the fuck is wrong with you?

That’s right. I compared a woman’s menstrual cycle to a gunshot wound. Same thing. Actually it’s more like a five people homicide by battle axe. No wonder Hasidic Jews made their women sleep in a barn for 7 days.

There is not enough ibuprofen! 

Menopause now! 

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