Sunday, August 12, 2018

Wet shiny zombies

“Back in my day blowing a tranny was a car problem.” 

Old people jokes. 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is ridiculously stupid That’s why she won’t debate anyone publicly. She already made an ass of herself on TV proving how dumb she is. Go ahead, explain “free healthcare” to the country again in your fumble-dipsy way. Tell Americans how you’re going to raise taxes 11%-28% for the middle class, and 100% for the upper class. It was hilarious the first time we heard it! Especially for the wealthy Democrats who’s money you’re relying on for your campaign. Ocasio-Cortez needs your money Democrats, and then she’s going to raise your taxes 100%. Don’t forget to Vote!

Ocasio-Cortez is a coward hiding behind her twat (assuming she has one). Shapiro politely invited her to a political debate, and Ocasio-Cortez cried harassment. Sorry women who were truly abusively harassed, but Ocasio-Cortez is going to use your pain to avoid a political debate and answering tough questions like an adult. 

Speaking of being an adult...

I just took a picture of my nostrils and text it Aramis. 

No reason.

I do stuff like that.

Friday night, 5:17pm and I’m exhausted. It’s my day off but...

Morning run
Cleaning
Laundry
Post Office
Bank
Target
Looking at apartments

I’m beat.

Me and a bottle of wine tonight, AKA dinner. Even if I was dating someone, I’m too hot, tired, premenstrual, and irritated from running around all day to hang out.

Anyway

Tomorrow I start taking a multivitamin for 50+ women, and iron pills. After comparing multivitamins for under 50, to over 50, my question is this, why aren’t all women taking 50+ multivitamins? Sure there’s no iron in the 50+ vitamin, but you can buy iron separately for like $7 a bottle. 

All the benefits in a 50+ dietary supplement are double. I realize as we get older we need twice the nutriment, but imagine a 30 year old body and brain on twice it’s needed nutriment? More human than human. Or am I crazy thinking this way? Probably. Whatever. We’ll see if I notice a difference with the 50+ multivitamin.

Saturday night...

Dust storm! 

Followed by unexpected rain.

Followed by unusable escalators, blocked off sidewalks, and hysterical tourists unable to plan an alternate route with stairs and catwalks. 

Followed by my useless period. Yet again.

Damn desert. 

That’s right I’m blaming my period on the damn desert. 

Sunday...


Which is technically my Tuesday. I’m going to look at this guy’s condo he’s renting for kinda cheap. He said to really check out the neighborhood and judging by the security gates on the doors and windows I’m going to guess - zombies? (Sigh) Makes me miss Venice. Still, for $350 less, in a way nicer apartment, in the same ghetto neighborhood, I can at least look.

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