Miss America’nts

I had another title for this blog but this one is more accurate. 

It seems feminists think women are too stupid and lazy to be both sexy and smart. Damn stupid lazy women. Feminists also don’t like the word pageantry. It hurts their (not in a million years will they ever be beautiful enough) feelings. As a result of this, Miss America pageants will no longer include bathing suits and form fitting evening gowns. In other words, there’s absolutely no reason for the last heterosexual (anyone) to give a damn about Miss America.

If girls wanted to have the same merit earning opportunities as the Boy Scouts, than why didn’t the Girl Scouts simply change their program to parallel the Boy Scouts? 

Why? 

Because it’s not the girls in the Girl Scouts who want the change, it’s the bitter bitchy moms who want to enforce their man-hate onto innocent boys. Way to fuck up your kids, moms. 

I was considered a tom-boy when I was growing up. A late bloomer. I didn’t start wearing makeup until junior high school. So I get it. I loved climbing trees, hopping fences, jumping abandoned train cars, hockey, camping, hiking, but where I come from that’s just called being active. It was my choice. It had nothing to do with being boy’ish. I didn’t need to crash a boys club. Instead I found girls of like minds to hang out with.

Like minds. 

There’s websites for that, right?

Contrary to what feminists think, little girls who are considered tom-boys grow up and become women. 

Every now and again things might get out of control and I may physically need to Wolverine myself back to health, but I also enjoy being a woman - a manicured, long eye lashes, high heel wearing, hair styled, smooth skin, woman. 

Feminists can ruin Barbie, prom, Girl Scouts, cheerleaders, Miss America pageants, fashion, and everything feminine all they want, but the pretty girls you want as friends still won’t sit with you during lunch time. And isn’t that the real reason why feminists are such bitches?

Why yes. Yes it is.