Channing Tatum. On Reddit.

Best reddit. Ever.

Channing Tatum.

Better than Jon Stewart's, Reddit. I can say that. Stewart, only has a few Daily Show, eps left.

Channing Tatum.

Great advise on threesomes.
Friends with Shia Labouf.
Smoking hot talented wife.
Awesome outlook on life.
Funny.
Humble.
Talented
Could have done without the "Arctic poop" story.

But...

Channing Tatum, said (you) would have to ask his wife if (you) could grab his ass and touch his abs...

And so,

Consider this part of my blog me asking Jenna Dewan-Tatum, "Can I please grab your husband's ass and touch his abs?"

He said to ask you first, which I would do anyway.

I've met many wives in the past and asked their permission to do (all sorts of things) with their husbands and graciously they've all said yes.

Winning!

This would be the ultimate win, by and far. No. That's not true.

Being allowed to do anything more with Channing Tatum, would probably kill me so let's just stick with the ab-tap and ass grab.

Please and thank you!