"Did you like growing up in the Midwest?"
Yes
"It too bad you don't speak Korean."
Because speaking Korean would have benefit me so much in small town Minnesota? People just don't think. The only Asian women I get along with are American ones.
8 days ago I got a sudden migraine at work, back of the head. The following day the migraine worsened. That night I couldn't sleep. Every time I turned my head it was like lightening hit my skull. I have a pinched nerve in my neck. 8 days later I still have a headache. I take OTC medicine in extreme pain, which unfortunately is every day because Americans love to talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, without saying a god damn thing. If we can't get it accomplished in a few sentences, I'm done talking. Truthfully, I lost interest.
Last night this crazy woman called me a whore. She's not crazy because she called me a whore, she started off batshit crazy, and then called me a whore. I'm associated with the man she's obsessed with. Naturally he has no interest in her (at all.) So of course when she sees him talking to me, I'm a whore.
And then,
My night ended with two very cute (barely 18 years old) boys trying to convert me to Mormonism.
Epic lost cause, darlings. And if I didn't have this headache...
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