Donnie
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf Village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf Way of Life transformed her into the Smurfette we all know and love. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They probably don't even have reproductive organs down there under those little white pants. The only reason they exist is because of magic spells and witchcraft, which is all a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. That's what's so illogical about the Smurfs, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Ronald
Damnit, Donnie! Why do you always gotta get all smart on us!
It was great. We had peanut butter sandwiches and apple and honey at snack time. And then during show-and-tell my stuffed walrus was a big hit.
[Donnie Darko]
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