An original scene - kicked in the balls

INT. coffee shop - early morning.

Cleve and Karly are sitting in booth.

 CLEVE

So what happens is, she's dressed in leather from head to toe, 6 inch spike heels, the works, and the guy he's naked, and she starts kicking him in the balls...

 

KARLY

Why is she kicking him in the balls?

 

CLEVE

It's a fetish reel who cares why she's kicking him in the balls.

 

KARLY

There's a fetish for women dressed in leather kicking naked guys in the balls?

 

CLEVE

Yes.

 

KARLY

How does a fetish like this start? Some girl is pissed off at her boyfriend one day, publically kicks him in the balls, another guy happens to witness this but rather than call the cops he gets an erection? Doesn't make sense.

 

CLEVE

Doesn't have to make sense. And it's not just a fetish for men, women like it too.

 

KARLY

No they don't.

 

CLEVE

Yes they do.

 

KARLY

No they don't. You only think they do.

 

CLEVE

It's empowerment. CFNM. Clothed female naked male. Femdom. 

 

KARLY

I would so not get turned on watching some girl kick a guy in the balls. 

(beat)

I don't even like watching girls play soccer. 

 

CLEVE

Look, it might not arouse her sexually but you, a woman, cannot sit there and tell me you have never fantasized just one time kicking a man in the balls?   

 

KARLY

I've dated men who needed to be kicked in the balls.

 

CLEVE

See. There you go.

 

KARLY

I said I've dated men who needed to be kicked in the balls, but breaking up with them worked just fine, however if there were no laws, and a woman was angry enough to kick a man in the balls, that is not what she would do.

 

CLEVE

What would she do?

 

KARLY

First of all there's height comparison. Take me for example, I'm 5'3. Now what if the man I want to kick in the balls is 6'2. No woman 5'3 is going to physically be able to kick a man 6'2 in the balls unless she's a flying ninja.

(beat)

Is she a flying ninja, Cleve? Because if she's a flying ninja we're talking about a whole different script. 

 

CLEVE

What if he's laying down, or sitting in a chair?

 

KARLY

No it's not worth it to her if the risk is greater than the reward. If a woman isn't allowed to get that instant gratification by yelling or just saying what's on her mind without consequence she's going to harbor that desire to kick him in the balls. If she's an abused woman, the more she harbors that desire to kick him in the balls the more methodical her mind will wander; and the more methodical her mind wanders the more dangerous she becomes. You've seen Snapped, none of those men were kicked in the balls to death. Those men were all shot and stabbed. See, a woman will wait for you to fall asleep and then just watch you sleep. She may watch you sleep few nights in a row just see how long it takes you to get into that deep REM sleep. Once that's been established,  

 

[crawls up on the table, grabs the ketchup bottle and puts the bottom end of it against Cleve's head like she's aiming a gun]

 

she's going to take that gun and just aim it at his head. She's going to see how it feels having that gun lightly pressed against his temple, and by God if aiming that gun at his head feels good

(beat)

KABLAMO-O!

 

Unless this is a Tarantino film in which case Karly would say

"Kablam-o, mother**ker!"

 

[Enter waitress with plates of food]

 

WAITRESS

Alright, who had the special with sourdough toast?

[Karly scrambles off the table]

KARLY
That would be Cleve. [makes universal hand gesture for gun - pointed at Cleve]