Gas masks for everyone!

It’s not like we didn’t hate each other before Trump became president. I assure you, society has hated each other FOR CENTURIES. The only difference is now we use our outside voices everywhere. 

PURGE!!! Let’s do this already. I’ve got some awesome booby trap arrangements that would put landmines TO SHAME. 

I have never been more grateful for having been raised in the hard winter weather of Minnesota, than I am today. It’s because of Minnesota winters we were taught advanced survival skills. My first fishing pole was literally a stick wrapped with nylon reel, hooks, and a sizable canister of dirt and worms I dug up myself. To lower/raise the thread you hand twist the stick, one hand on each end of the stick, and hand twine/untwine the reel. Not because we couldn’t afford nicer fishing poles, but because nice fishing poles take up room in a backpack. Even the collapsible ones. 

The key to survival is to live off very little. Next to nothing. Historic Native Americans were amazing engineers. They figured out how to cut through three feet of ice on a lake.

Actually, mother nature’s little critters are the historic superior engineers. Humans learned from them how and where to build dams, create shelters, how to store food, store water, what earthly elements made good tools, when the seasons were changing, etc.  

Piss off cooking channel. I learned how to gut and fillet fish with a Swiss pocket knife when I was 10 years old. 

PURGE!!! One day a year, full blown mayhem, kill or be killed. I’m positive I would make it to the second round. Many of you would not. That doesn’t bother me one bit. Nope. 

We can turn our little cliques into clans. Arizona Viking Queen!!! Let’s set up camp in the mountains. I know a spot.

If I had kids, thankfully I don’t, but if I did, I would teach them at the very least basic survival skills, like recognizing water that is safe to boil and drink. Things like that. I predict some serious shit is going to hit the fan in the next 50-70 years. 

All the hatred in the world, in this country, will come to a breaking point. 

PURGE!!!! 

Just one day a year.

Maybe I should leave that part out on my Match.com profile, eh?