COVID-19 cha cha cha

Greetings from the Microbedome!

Los Angeles. Day 8.

I miss my Buddy. Kevin said he hasn't been around past two days. With me too. The last week I was in Vegas, Buddy hardly ever came around. Vegas cat. Broke my heart.

On the plus side the eczema on my neck is almost gone. Vegas eczema. Perpetual dry skin. And my brother is moving to Scottsdale. Nope. Nope. Just nope. I rather visit him in Minnesota.

So how about that COVID-19, eh?

If there's one thing I cannot stand for it's having no backbone to do the right thing when it's entirely within your power.

As of today I am no longer a Republican. I re-registered. Fuck you.

Settle down I'm not a Democrat either.

I hate this president so much. God forbid Americans get COVID-19 tests at the ready AND an emergency stimulus package. Or even just one of those. I'm not greedy. Trump is the HMO president. High premium. Zero benefits. 5 trillion government bailout for businesses. Zero emergency stimulous for their workers. That's his proposition. How do you say suck my dick in greedonese? Same? It's the same? Oh good. Universal.

Coronavirus or COVID-19, not the Wuhan virus, you damn imbeciles. It's not called the Chinese virus, for the same reason a bladder infection is medically called a urinary tract infection and not the "Get the fuck off me, Steve!" infection.

Coronnials? I don't think so. Millennials aren't breeding. Didja know coroners when they gather are also called coronnials? So unless you mean Millennial children of death, which may not be entirely wrong, we're going to have to come up with a new generation title describing a lack thereof.

Why why WHY are you people still having sex with strangers now? Social distancing! Which for us latchkey kids isn't that hard. We grew up home alone. Finally it's understood what my generation is truly all about. Gen X'ers are the pandemic survivors simply because we're used to being home alone.

Is it so beyond your human scope to just get to know someone first before being all F10 porno weird with them?

Millennials are still grouping together getting their drink on. Amateurs! Gen X'ers solo drink at home all the time. It ain't no thing. Baby boomers refuse to cook for themselves. And yes I saw that report from the media's medical professional on how to "sterilize" your take out and delivery food orders...

Um

Clearly none of you have ever worked in a kitchen. This is why it should be mandatory that everyone works one year as a server at the very least.

I'm holding out for more money before writing my book on hospitality work starting from 1985 to present day. Fast food. Restaurants. Bars. Coffee shops. Hotels. Casinos. High end. Low end. Everything.

* Yes but my book will be more interesting because I have wit, a sense of humor, and a personality.

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