Thursday, February 7, 2019

I just... I just... I...

First Byron. God. 

Then my building didn’t have water for a day. 

And now

Apparently (what they’re saying is) smoke got into one of the main bank systems and shut the whole bank down. The entire bank was shut down all day today. The bank twitter account received hundreds of amazing replies and we’re all in agreement that our bank owes us $500 each for today’s inconvenience plus another $5,000 for emotional distress. 

“Don’t worry customers we won’t be charging any fees for bounced checks or bounced online payments.”

Uh, YOU may not, but the people who’s checks and payments you guys bounced, will. 

“Sorry for the inconvenience.”

Are you serious? Your whole bank was shut down from 5am-5pm without any notice to us customers. Not so much as an email. You left customers at restaurants eating breakfast with no method of payment because you turned off debit cards. Mother fu...

Not so much as an email.


On the positive side if evil robots come to take over the world it seems all we have to do is blow smoke in their faces and their entire shit will collapse for 12 hours to regenerate.

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