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“How can you not say anything about the CA fires?”

Natural disasters are awful. I know. I’ve lived through two devastating earthquakes. San Francisco, 1989. Northridge, 1994. What rips my heart out with these CA fires are the helpless pets humans left to die in the fires because they ignored the state’s evacuation notices. Even if you think the fires will pass you by, move your pets, you monsters. I’m hearing report after report how people are leaving at the very last minute struggling to get their pets (like horses) out in time. It sickens me how animals like horses are tragically murdered by irresponsible owners who didn’t move them, instead leaving them behind to die, still tied up even so they had zero chance to escape. 

When there’s an emergency evacuation warning due to natural disaster like brush fire, or when you can actually see the giant fire from your house, but you decide to stay anyway ignoring the warning, my sympathy isn’t for humans, it’s for their pets, and wild life.

Drive AWAY from natural disasters. Not towards it. Dummies. You can see a brush fire. It’s not like SURPRISE brush fire! Smoke detectors. A plan. Common sense.

“Omg there’s fire ahead! What do I do? What do I do?”

Um. Drive in the other direction maybe? 

And that’s all I’m going to say about it. 

“How can white women be Republicans?”

Stereotyping white women, that’s your plan? Unacceptable. Do better. 

Remember when Candace Owens made a bunch of YouTube videos on being a strong educated black woman, and all these Democrats re-posted her videos on Twitter, only to find out a very short time later that she’s a Republican who now works for Charlie Kirk. Doh’Oops! I love screen grab. 

I’m (this close) moving to Alaska. Maybe I can get a job raising chickens. Tipping cows. Churning butter. 

The pressure is on for me to bring a date to a Christmas party. Hello 1-800-studs? Apparently I’m not allowed to do that again this year. 

There’s maybe four hours of the day when I feel pretty. Getting there, however, is utterly disgusting. 

EXAMPLE: I now routinely wake up to nose bleeds. It seems the lining in my nose doesn’t cotton to desert air. I spend ten minutes each morning blowing dried blood and scabs out of my left nostril and no, back in the day I was a right nostril perfunctory drug user being right handed and all.  So it seems I’m in need of a humidifier. Mmmm. Sexy. Wanna wake up next to me? 

I live not far from Nellis Air Force Base. I would date military man. I already have respect for him so that’s one less thing. 

Hearing these Veterans Day stories are heart wrenching. But we must hear their stories. Nothing but respect for these men and women during their time of service. 

God bless all you who serve and protect our country. Thank you.