Thursday, March 15, 2018

You mad?

That I'm almost 50 and still get carded?





Maybe I'm a vampire, or a cannibal. I do talk about cannibalism A LOT. (It's the only way.) Asians live forever. I'm really 819 years old. Want to know the real secret to the fountain of youth... 

Cannibalism. 

Go find the guys from Flight 571, Uruguay Air Force. Those rugby players don't look a day older than they did in 1972. 

I'm kidding.

About the cannibalism. 

Not the rugby players.

Or am I? 

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