This year for xmas

Is it too early to put in requests? I’m Buddhist, I don’t actually celebrate Christmas except to just hang out with friends, get drunk, get Santa drunk and see who he gropes and molests first. My money is on Aramis, this year he’s looking especially GQ lately. But if I did celebrate Christmas...

I’d like a bunch porn starring black guys, because we all know how into that I am.

Which late night talk show host said (he thought) Buddhists didn’t believe in military and war? Of course we do. Only monks can’t get their hands dirty. The rest of us however...

Is now a bad time to remind you I’m a registered Republican?

The only thing that should be on your Christmas lists this year is world peace, and this amazing Lifeproof case! World peace is cheaper. The Lifeproof case is more realistic.