Freak show

I've never seen the official Venice freak show. I've only ever seen the every day freak show called life. The 200 pound lady covered in tattoos with a beard? Please. That's not a freak show, that's just Harriet, the general manager at Costco. And my future! Pinhead, the man who nails spikes into his nose? Amateur! Kids pay people to do that to them all over their bodies. So it's no wonder the official Venice freak show is closing. 

Now

If you REALLY want to see something truly amazing, I know a place in Tokyo...