It's raining men!

Porn star Kayden Gray has a beautiful King Kong sized dick. 

So does Michael Lucas. 

Michael Lucas, is quite possibly the most beautiful naked man on the internet. 

Aaaaand that's how this blog is gonna go.

Gay male models over straight one?

Tagline: Less hassle. More fun. 

I can always approach a gay model with, "Hi. I'm an artist. I like your (whatever) and would love to shoot some reference shots for drawing/s I'm working on. What kind of compensation would you require for your time IF you were interested posing for me?" And after perhaps one or two questions from the potential model, this particular conversation would come to an end. We'd move on. Simple. --With straight men that exact same dialogue always (ALWAYS) goes way longer than need be. 

"You want to take pictures of my WHAT?? Of my back??? My butt??!! Nude?? I don't get it. Why??? You're an artist?? And you want to draw my back?? My BACK?? What for?? Do you exhibit these drawing?? Seriously, of my back?? Why my butt?? Why nude?? Are you going to be nude when you take the pictures?? Because if I have to be nude, you have to be nude!! ... Hey, where you going?

It's why artists of yore hired prostitutes to pose for them. Way. Less. Hassle. 

I can keep an image in my head for a long time and draw from it, but after a while drawings/paintings can look exactly the same if you're not careful. Stale. Repetition. Boring. And then no one will display your work anymore like Jackson Pollock, followed ten years later, bald, fat, drunk, broke, ending up accidentally decapitating your lover's friend. 

Artist block. Sucks. 

(Especially for your lover's friend.)

Sexy new motivation always gets my blood pumping. I can only imagine THIS must be what a bone hard erection must feel like. I'm jealous of you men. You get erections and I love the way you cum. I love being a woman, I just also love the way a man cums. I love holding on while it pulsates in my hand. If I was a man for a day I'd cum as many times possible. In other words, I'd be a typical man for a day.

Anyway...

Dear photographers, why do you pose your models without their hands?

I love drawing men's hands. Arms and hands.

2017, male models hide their hands when posing, I.e. Chase Crawford, Devin Paisley, etc. I blame their photographers. In historic theater/art world, showing your hands was considered feminine. Dating back to Shakespeare's plays, showing your hands artistically was/is considered womanly, which today is an archaic way of thinking. And still, men, all men, for the most part hide their hands (especially) when photographed nude, or partly nude. They hide their hands in their pockets, in their hair, behind their heads, fingers entwined together, or use their hands to make fists or semi-fists what I refer to as "the grip" even when there's nothing there to grip, because arching the fingers in a fist/gripping pose is considered masculine. I blame photographers more than models. 

Is he sexy naked? Absolutely. But I need more. Not every drawing requires nudity. Stop hiding your hands! If you have to use nudity to sell your art, it says more about the artist than the work. "No matter who he paints, the painter always paints himself."

I need more. Not JUST nudity.

Need more. Want more. Demand MORE from yourself. Always. The moment we're content, it's over.

I can't help but observe a gorgeous creative tide in gay porn still photography --that tide being visual in-depth continuity. 

Men in gay porn are in AMAZING shape, and the continuity in gay porn still photography resemble what I recreate with my graphite nude drawings, only in my drawings it's more distinct because with 8b graphite, I can. We're (right here) you and I. 

Straight porn still photography is very bright and glossy for its industry of women. I don't work in color so I relate to the light/dark continuity of showing off a man's muscle. MUSCLES. Showing off a man's muscles. 

It's about art, not character. You don't have to be gay to recognize artistic continuity. 

And

It's not because gay men are feminine and know how to "decorate". I know PLENTY of women who can't buy two throw pillows without turning a beautiful $3,000 sofa into something I wouldn't be buried in. 

Dear LGBTQ comedy people. Um. LGBTQ... gay, lesbian, b... b... basketball, tacos, quarterback? 

I don't have ten minutes worth of material.

It's raining men. Hallelujah! I love the gays. I really do. My lawyer's gay. No. That's a lie. My lawyer's got a smoking hot wife. He's a dear born English gentleman... 

So possibly bisexual. 

I'd surround myself with gays for the rest of my life if I could afford it. I just don't make your income to live in Chelsea. (Sigh)

Gay activists

Gay Republicans

Gay Christians 

Wait.

Gay Christians??!! (smh) What?!

No. Stop. Do your thing. I don't care.

You can BE anything.

You can DO anything, even here in Marina Del Rey. You can do anything BUT wait for a red light at the intersection of Marina Point Drive and Lincoln. Yesterday I saw a 90 year old woman "Evel Knievel" through the intersection into oncoming traffic. It was amazing. Fuck that red light! She's 90! She doesn't have much time left!

Maybe one day a threesome with adult stars Michael Lucas, and Kayden Gray?

Yes, I know they're gay, but if the FBI and Mexican law enforcement can work together to find Tom Brady's football jersey, well then...