Nope, not a sex term like donkey punch...
It's a gas station in Nags Head, North Carolina, a convenience store, plus a bakery where you can get some pretty dope southern biscuits apparently, AND they sell porn?
All rolled into one.
wow
It's every man's dream cave.
Road trip? I want a shirt.
I love the Yelp commenters who criticized the porn being sold there. It's a gas station!
"Large Marge does the hot gravy Croatan Highway"
"Amputee 54 pregnant and lactating"
Actually, it might be cool to have your porn sold here BECAUSE it's one of those places you have to earn. (As far as I can tell) they don't have a website. If you want a shirt or a beer mug you have to go get it. I like places like that.
Keep in mind it's in North Carolina, so...
Whip out the redneck wife beaters, tag a "Jesus loves guns" bumper sticker on your car, and don't shower or brush your teeth for a month before hitting the road.
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