Monday, February 8, 2016

Yes let's all hate SoCal

Because that's the cool thing trending with people pre-microwave era. 

Let's all hate SoCal with the warm weather, ocean, diversity, loving friends, family. 

Hate it all! Don't move or anything. Just hate it!

"Get off my lawn!!"

The comedy of it is, YOU hate every piece of technology you're on. You don't find humor in anything, and now everything is a political movement rather than something fun and enjoyable.

Now you're just BORING.

Maybe the reason you don't like technology is because you lost complete grasp on how to use it.

Your problem.

All these little self-help pictures of how touchy feely we should be, fuck off. At your age if you don't know how to be a good, kind, loving person to those who matter to you, and at least half-assed civil towards those who don't, without little online post-it notes, it's my understanding Alaska is just filled with people like YOU.

I'm happy. You can hate that too. 

So what?

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