"Met her last night. She has really long hair..."

Wrong! Anyone who's seen me since Saturday morning will tell you, I have very short hair now. I cut off 2 1/2 feet of hair. Unfortunately I was unable to donate my hair due it to being dyed hair. They don't accept dyed or bleached hair.

Why did I cut off? I explain all that in THIS BLOG regarding my natural hair color (now) being almost entirely white. As my little midget hands are about to show you...

 

 

 

When my hair turns entirely white/grey, when all the black is cut out, I'll grow it long again. Until then, I'll keep it styled with short hair. I'm not dying it again.

Maybe now I'll actually hit puberty... or menopause. Whichever comes first. I'm easy.