MR. GARRISON
What the hell is going on??
CARTMAN
You wish you were gay, Craig! In you
dreams!!
CRAIG
I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite.
CARTMAN
...So? I'm half bisexual!
MR. GARRISON
Oh, stop it!! You kids don't even know
what you're talking about!! Eric, you're
not half-bi!!
CARTMAN
I'm like, a quarter-bi. My grandpa was
bi, so that makes me quarter-bi.
MR. GARRISON
WHAT??
[Nighttime. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave walk down the street.]
MR. GARRISON
It was the crazies thing I've ever seen,
Mr. Slave. All the children were suddenly
acting like being gay was cool. I mean,
maybe we're not the only gay couple
in town anymore.
MR. SLAVE
Oh, Jethuth Chritht.
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