Not talking about Halloween costumes, although I did see the (ever so popular) Wonder Woman, costume filling the racks. Speaking of racks, I love the flat chested girls who don the busty WW heroine guise. Hmmm. Something's missing. Can't quite put my finger on it.... ?
B-cup = flat chested. I'm a 38B cup, natural, and flat chested. I missed being a C-cup by this much. Goddamnit! Whatever. I accept it. Thought about breast enhancements but at my age, I just want to have fun. I couldn't care less if the camera loves big boobs more. So do I!
No, what I'm talking about are these lovely industry emails I get (supposedly by the wife) of industry couples...
"The wife, here... We really want to meet you... I, the wife am super uber relidiculoudly bisexual!!... Please meet us, and get to know us!!!" etc. etc.
To which I respond, "Nice. Thanks. I'm not bisexual. Happy hunting."
Which you would think would end cmumication right there, but no.
"Are you into women at all????... We're really interested meeting you!!!... I'm almost entirely lesbian, I only like fucking my husband!!!... " etc. etc.
"Almost entirely lesbian, but..."
Hahaha!!!! My bull dyke Hairdresser LOVES industry wives who say that shit!!
Look, I'm into meeting cool, sexy, fun couples, but don't pitch me.
I don't care who you work for. Playboy. Vivid. Blaaaaaaaah. I turned down HBO "single female swingers" documentary nonsense, so there's a 99.99999% chance I'll turn you down too.
Radio? Who listens to radio????
Anyway, look...
Be yourself. Be real.
Don't be a pimp, and send out your ho's.
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