Aramis. Simone Gordon.

Not our reals names. I explain both aliases (around here somewhere.) At the time they were going through a divorce. Two amazing wonderful people. Now she's Aramis's hot ex-wife. And we're all still friends. Yay!

Now she needs a nickname.

This blog isn't for everyone.

We had to work her up to showing her...

Like your first MFM or FMF encounter, you have to work up to reading this nonsense.

I think it ranks something like...

butt sex
orgies
snowballing
wood chippers
racism
(Correction!)
No test. No condom. High risk gangbang
And then...
plaidskirttorpedoes.com

Thank you for reading.

PS if you're one of the 25 emails I "accidentally" deleted yesterday, I'm sorry sober and don't function very well in this condition. On the plus side hockey season starts soon and we all know I'm never sober during that time.

And...

She's totally a stalker now!