Porker Tournament ??

Shot it in Vegas.

Sold out event.

Had a great buffet. 

Will be on Pay Per View next month.

Life is good when you're only five years old.

I said I was going to the Poker Tournament.

Poker.

But since you guys text multiple times asking where the "Porker Tournament" is, I'm thinking you really want it,

You want it bad.

Bacon whores.

Mmmmm bacon.

Chocolate covered bacon

Bacon but with chocolate

Sweet and salty bacon

Bacon, bacon, bacon