I'm a writer. I write.

There. Now I've warned everyone. Again. Though I don't see why I have to mention I'm a writer on my BLOG. Seems self explanatory.

Brilliant.

The only difference is, my blog is hosted by Google.

Know how many people Google searched "Ginger Pussy" and found my blog about my friend's CAT? A lot of people.

If I wanted to boost my hits all I have to do is post the following...

Boots and Pants, and boots and pants, and boots and pants, and boots and pants....

There. 12,000 more hits!