"I like you. You have nice breasts. Cute little butt. You're smart. You know how to get things done. You're sweet, but you don't take bullshit from people. You could do anything you want with your life. But you know, it's too bad you're not a little dumb, it would give guys a chance to be with you. But oh well fuck 'em! I need you just the way you are!"
Seriously. Best compliment ever. Thank you.
I was going to say I'm leaving for Las Vegas now to practice my "dumb", but if anything Vegas makes me sharper, more alert. I feel more in-tune there.
I think Vegas has the secret ingredient that gives you a false sense of security mixed in with oxygen pumped into each hotel and casino. This bottle of wine I can get anywhere else for $25 is $60 here?? Hells yeah I want it!! Give me three more bottles!!
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