Anything For Love... no wait!

Love. Love. love.

Indeed Sir Meat... uh... Sir Loaf? ... Sir, Mister Meaty... Loaf... ?? 

Huh.

Wasn't that song sung by the little red M&M guy??

Regardless,

I would do anything for love,

BUT,

I won't do...


THAT!

 

or THIS!

or THAT!

(I don't even know what this is???)

I definitely won't do THAT!

Huh. Interesting. But no.

Maybe... if I squint really hard?

I would but, if only they had them in pink.

(Motherfuckers!)

Sigh.


No. I guess there's still a lot of things I won't do for love,


I blame Meatloaf.

Not the singer,

Actual Meatloaf.