Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Sorry, vagina!

Santa Monica Blvd. Four perfectly quaffed muscular men in a convertible stop at the red light, see me on the corner waiting to cross the street and call out, "Meow-ow-ow! Hey little Asian Girrrlllllll! Me-ow! Kitty-kitty-kitty!" Then one of the guys in the backseat lifts his glasses to get a better look and says, "Hey wait! I think that's an actual girl-girl!" The remaining three men lift up their sunglasses to get a better look. Disappointed and defeated, the men confirm, "Aw man, she's a girl." They drop their sunglasses, slump back down in their seats and continue waiting for the green light.

Ha! Made you look!    

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