My dearest Los Angeles,
There is no correct answer to this question.
If I say "no" then you accuse me of lying. If I say "yes" you throw 5.0 seismograph temper tantrums.
Now don't get mad but, it seems lately, almost on a daily basis, you're being needier than usual, asking me if this shirt makes you look stupid - C'mon sweetie, what do you want me to say?
I'm trying to be nice, understanding, kind and sincere, you're going through something I get it, but you're making it very hard on me and I don't think that's fair.
Now,
Who am I to say what's fair?
But,
And I hate to bring this up,
Lets put some things into perspective. I pay your rent. I pay your bills. I pay your tax. And while I'm not some knuckle-dragging barbaric Neanderthal expecting you to put out every time I want it, I'm just asking for a reprieve from your mood swings. That's all.
Truth is, I like my city a little nutty, that's why I love you so much.
Okay?
Now who needs a hug? :)
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