Monday, February 26, 2018

Kicking and screaming

That's how Jimmy Kimmel is going out, kicking and screaming. "Fuck my career!"



I feel bad for the Democrat party. I really do. Look who your mouth pieces are. I realize in my response tweet to EdLib I kicked some dust at actors I really like and respect, but c'mon you guys know what I'm talking about. And regarding B. Sanders being a low rent hooker, do you know some of the people I've worked for? Everyone has rent and bills, my friend. 😂 And besides, follow the likes. You know I'm right. 

If Kimmel wants to start his political career being a commentator tell him to approach CNN, they take anybody. Still in high school? Fuck it. They don't care. They'll put Kimmel on prime time to discuss/advise foreign trade. He bragged how smart talk show hosts have to be, but then declined a debate with Ben Shapiro for a children's charity. WTF??

I hate to see people lose their jobs, but this guy is in desperate need of therapy. 

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Valentine’s Day spies

On Valentine’s Day, the CIA tweeted a little fun romantic story about Romeo Spies. That’s what they called these handsome men of espionage and secret trading. These Romeo Spies romanced women, mostly married, with sensitive military/diplomatic intel in their possession, or rather in their husband’s possession, and during pillow talk with the cheating wife, confidences were betrayed. One of the best known Romeo Spies to the CIA was a German man named Markus Wolf. He was nicknamed “The man without a face” the greatest spymaster of all time. No one knew who he was, and indeed when Mr Wolf was a younger man he was rather handsome, very dapper. 

Today, we have the internet to spy for us, track your movements, pop-up adverts using key words, and introducing anonymous members of hostile opposition hell bent on heated (often times nonsensical) political debates. 

I’m a registered Republican, but you already know that. What prevents me from being invited to sit with them at the big Conservative adults table are these facts : I’m pro choice. I think IUD’s and birth control pills should be free, or at the very least affordable like condoms. I’m also not religious. Meaning I’m not a practicing Catholic, though I am soundly theologically educated. I’m single with no children. I also don’t own any guns. (A-ha! That one might soon change.) And so at the very least, since they are grateful for my contribution, I am regarded by the Republicans like one of those Romeo Spies. A harlot. The woman with many faces. 😂 

Ok. Cool. Whatever. I can accept that. 

Monday, February 5, 2018

The sweetest taste

Whoooooo politics! I love it. No matter how tame you think you’ve become with age, the taste of blood seeping between your teeth gets your heart pounding unlike anything else! You bet your ass this fight is ON. My logo is simply this: 😠<— 😂